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Laloo Bhaiyya Gets Job
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data – to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation,
USA.
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further
correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged [...]

“What Life is all About ?????”……

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  A Long time ago, there was an Emperor who told his horseman that if he could ride on his horse and cover as much land area as he likes, then the Emperor would give him the area of land he has covered.   Sure enough, the horseman quickly jumped onto his horse [...]

I Am human being

I am …
A human being
With a full heart, hidden
Somewhere in an empty room …
With eyes not quite of autumn’s gold, and yet
Neither all of summer’s green;

I wonder …
If love is a tale made for children –
A granting of sweet dreams in their innocence –
A honey-coating to help their throats
Choke down the bitter draught …

I hear [...]

Knowing What You Want Out Of Life

Knowing What You Want Out Of Life

Envisioning Your Future

Defining Success

Your Passions, Strengths and Values

 
Envisioning Your Future 

What about you? Do you have a vision for your future? You should use the steps that you’ve completed in your Quest Journal so far to give you ideas for a vision. Try to imagine a positive future for yourself. [...]

Knowing Yourself Isn’t Always Easy

Knowing Yourself Isn’t Always Easy

Describing Yourself to Yourself

Real life: Moral Dilemmas

Importance of Learning and Education

 
Describing Yourself To Yourself 

What stands out for you in your life over the past few years?
What kinds of things have been important?
What stays with you? 
Describe what your life is like right now.
What do you care about? 
How would you describe yourself to [...]

Personal Profile

Print out this page. Then, write your name in the center of the chart, adding as many words as you can that describe your own passions, values, strengths, skills, roles and occupations you are considering, and so forth. Fill in this chart. Do not worry if some of your answers seem incompatible with others. Try [...]

knowing Thyself

Knowing yourself is one of the most challenging and important tasks of your life. If you know who you are and what you want, you’ll have a better chance of figuring out how to achieve your own sucess, happiness and personal fulfilment.There are a number of activities we’ve gathered for you from various sources. We [...]

Couples + cash = crisis central?

You’re in sync when it comes to your social life, cleaning and visiting parents, but how do you manage money? What if he’s investing in the latest gizmos, while you have two ISAs and a pension?
If you think it doesn’t matter, think again. Money is cited as one of the most common reasons for break-up. [...]