jokes

Laloo Bhaiyya Gets Job
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data – to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation,
USA.
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further
correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged [...]

MY FIRST DAY OF COLLEGE

I opted out to go as it was raining heavily throughout last night and yet it was not showing any signs to stops. My mom seems very happy more than me, “wake up son, it’s already 6, u don’t want to enjoy your first day of the college”. Let it go mom, what’s the big [...]

I am Happy

 I am Happy
 
I am happy because I always choose the right moment.
I am happy because I am a good listener.
I am happy because I keep my voice down.
I am happy because I do not try to convince others.
I am happy because I do not complain.
I am happy because I do not do two things at [...]